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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
| Subject: Funnies  Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:48 pm | |
| This table is for sale on eBay. How can you tell the table is being sold by a man? Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess.  give up??? take a close look in the mirror!!! | |
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Ann
Admin
Number of posts : 125
Age : 59
Location : Jeffersonville, Indiana
Registration date : 2006-10-05
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Teddy_Bear_Girl
Number of posts : 41
Age : 59
Location : TexURS **(near Houston)
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:48 pm | |
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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
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leeder
Number of posts : 120
Age : 49
Registration date : 2006-10-06
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:24 am | |
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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:53 pm | |
| good one Leeder....hadn't seen that one before!!!  | |
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leeder
Number of posts : 120
Age : 49
Registration date : 2006-10-06
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:29 pm | |
| Thanks Cyn! Its from my personal collection when I used to have more time on my hand and no life apparently! this pic. cracks me up!   | |
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Teddy_Bear_Girl
Number of posts : 41
Age : 59
Location : TexURS **(near Houston)
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:46 pm | |
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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:26 pm | |
| I just came across this exercise, to build muscle strength in the arms and
>shoulders. It seems so easy, I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends
>and family. The article suggested doing it three days a week.
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>Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room
>at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms
>straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try
>to reach a full minute, then relax.
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>Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit
>longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then 50-lb
>potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb
>sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a minute. (I'm
>at this level) !!
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>After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks. | |
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leeder
Number of posts : 120
Age : 49
Registration date : 2006-10-06
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:55 pm | |
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Ann
Admin
Number of posts : 125
Age : 59
Location : Jeffersonville, Indiana
Registration date : 2006-10-05
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:15 pm | |
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Teddy_Bear_Girl
Number of posts : 41
Age : 59
Location : TexURS **(near Houston)
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:57 am | |
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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:59 pm | |
| I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. | |
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Ann
Admin
Number of posts : 125
Age : 59
Location : Jeffersonville, Indiana
Registration date : 2006-10-05
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:47 pm | |
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leeder
Number of posts : 120
Age : 49
Registration date : 2006-10-06
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:04 am | |
| OMG!!! Cyn!!! You crack me up!!! And I was reading like it was serious!! ha ha...good one! | |
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Belle
Number of posts : 49
Age : 76
Location : Denver, Colorado
Registration date : 2006-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:40 am | |
| Here's an oldie, but still funny.......  | |
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GreenEyedGirl
Number of posts : 12
Registration date : 2006-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:46 pm | |
| Hilarious girls!  | |
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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:22 pm | |
| My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. | |
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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
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searmist
Number of posts : 44
Age : 78
Location : Florida, USA
Registration date : 2006-10-06
| | Subject: David Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:01 pm | |
| Watch your fingers, David!! | |
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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
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Ann
Admin
Number of posts : 125
Age : 59
Location : Jeffersonville, Indiana
Registration date : 2006-10-05
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:36 pm | |
| Cyn. everyday! | |
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leeder
Number of posts : 120
Age : 49
Registration date : 2006-10-06
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:52 pm | |
| Children - HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
-- Theodore, age 8
(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10 | |
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Cyn
Number of posts : 33
Location : Northern California
Registration date : 2006-10-07
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Teddy_Bear_Girl
Number of posts : 41
Age : 59
Location : TexURS **(near Houston)
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Funnies Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:47 pm | |
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